A list of my current tics! Soooo many tics! Aahhh!

So I decided to make a full list of every single tic I have at the moment that I can actually recall and put down on paper, or in this case, the Internet. A rough estimate, I think, is that I probably have more than 50 tics at the moment. My guess is somewhere between 50 and 60.

Let’s see how close I am with that. I figured I just wanted to see how many I actually have right now. I doubt I can even list them all there are probably so many. Thank you, Tourette’s! (That’s sarcasm!)

1. Eye rolling to upper right corners
2. Fast blinking
3. Hard blinking/squinting
4. Hard blink and hold eyes closed in a squint as hard as possible for 3 or 4 seconds
5. Grimace with mouth combined with eye blink
6. Grimace with mouth without eye blink
7. Pursing lips silently
8. Pursing lips to make a slight and quiet kissing sound
9. Lifting upper lip
10. Pouting lip
11. Slight raising of lips into fast smile
12. Sticking tongue out
13. Chomping teeth
14. Opening mouth really wide (looks like a silent scream)
15. Twisting lips to the left or right side of face
16. Entire face squint (just-tasted-something-really-sour face)
17. Slight neck bend to left or right side
18. Neck turning which results in neck cracking
19. Violent head/neck jerking forward
20. Shaking head fast from side to side
21. Bending head backward
22. Shoulder shrugging, both at same time or one at a time
23. Pulling shoulders inward toward sockets
24. Cracking shoulders
25. Jerking both arms fast outward in front of me
26. Cracking elbows
27. Stretching arms all the way straight in front of me slowly
28. Tilting head backward while taking in a sharp breath
29. Tightening muscles in neck
30. Tightening muscles in arms
31. Arm contortions
32. Jerking both arms toward chest vertically pretty hard
33. Jerking right arm toward chest vertically pretty hard
34. Hitting chest pretty hard with right hand
35. Hitting stomach very hard  with right hand (sometimes so hard that I feel dizzy and start coughing and gagging as a result)
36. Pushing hands against face really hard
37. Hitting inside of elbows with hands
38. Hitting things (chairs, laptops, desks, tables, anything in reach, etc.)
39. Hitting eyes/parts of face or head
40. Making fists with hands and clenching them
41. Finger stretching and moving
42. Bending hands at wrists fast
43. Extending middle finger
44. Making guns out of my finger
45. Cracking knuckles
46. Tightening all muscles in hands and fingers
47. Tightening muscles in chest, throat and stomach so tight I am not able to breathe
48. Lurching neck forward
49. Tightening muscles in legs
50. Jerking legs outwards
51. Stomping
52. Rolling ankles
53. Standing up on tip toes
54. Kicking
55. Drumming on tables
56. Knee knocking
57. Almost constant leg shaking when sitting
58. Foot shaking really fast
59. Separating toes
60. Raising big toe
61. Crossing over first two toes
62. Jerking entire upper body backward
63. Full-body jerking tics
64. Rolling neck
65. Scratching entire body all over really fast
66. Grabbing crotch area
67. Hitting back of neck and back with hands
68. Full-body muscle tightening, which causes me to slip down in my chair and hold the position
69. Rubbing feet together in bed
70. Jerking body upward in bed and just jerking all over the place in bed (fish-out-of-water tic) … Oh gosh I haven’t even gotten to the vocal tics!!!
71. Screeching sound
72. Forceful “Huh” or “Heh” sound
73. Bird-chirping sound
74. Whistling
75. Loud sniffling
76. Slurping sounds
77. Gasping
78. Taking in sharp breaths/breathing tics
79. Clicking in back of throat
80. Loud high-pitched noises
81. High-pitched tea-kettle noise
82. Hitting bottom of hands together forcefully
83. Hitting feet together
84. Forceful coughing so hard that it makes the muscles in my back hurt and gagging as a result
85. Clearing my throat
86. Grunting noises
87. Air swallowing
88. Biting my lips
89. Licking my lips
90. Picking my lips
91. Sucking in the side of my lip to make a pucking sound
92. Hiccuping noises
93. Squeaking noises

And I think that’s it! Wow, 93! Talk about a lot of tics … I way underestimated. I can’t believe that I have that many! Gosh!